| "Christmas in Hollywood | |
| Track information | |
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| Length: | 3:548 |
| Released: | December 9, 2008 |
| Chronology | |
| Previous single: | "Undead" |
| Next single: | "Young" |
Christmas in Hollywood is the name of a song recorded by Hollywood Undead as a type of "Christmas special" track.
Overview[]
The song was never released on an album, but instead released as a single only. Many of the lines in the song are edited versions of already existing lyrics from other tracks, such as Shady Jeff's part in the first verse, "Like, oh my God, is that Saint Nick?" is a reworked version of "Like, oh my god, is that Charlie Scene?" from No. 5.
Lyrics[]
It's Christmas in Hollywood, Santa's back up in the 'hood
So meet me under the mistletoe, let's fuck
It's Hanukkah in Inglewood, the dreidel's spinning in the 'hood
So meet me by the menorah, let's get drunk
(Ho, ho, ho, merry Christmas!)
It's Christmas in Hollywood, Santa's back up in the 'hood
So meet me under the mistletoe, let's fuck
It's Hanukkah in Inglewood, the dreidel's spinning in the 'hood
So meet me by the menorah, let's get drunk
Just a little story about last Christmas
About some bad kids who were full of wishes
We gave some gifts and we gave some loving
The weird kind of love that you give to your cousin
Little Timmy stole from Seven Eleven
So we stopped by his house with a pair of sevens
We drank in his room with some dude named Kevin
But there were still some bad kids who deserved some presents
Zack got caught with a bottle of Jack
So we slipped down his chimney with an eighteen-pack
He didn't leave cookies, but we needed a snack
So we took the beer back and I fucked him in the ass!
It's Charlie Scene, got eggnog in my flask
The holidays are back and all my presents are wrapped
"Like, oh my God, is that Saint Nick?"
Kids, give me your lists like it's the twenty-fifth
Been accused of being a bad kid
But I get presents as is
Mrs. Claus just MySpaced me
I blew off a date on Christmas Eve
So I don't give a fuck if you're naughty or nice
You might still get a Rolly and a game device
So write your list and never have no fear
Have a Hollywood Christmas and an Undead New Year!
(Fuck yeah!)
(Now watch the language, ho, ho, ho)
It's Christmas in Hollywood, Santa's back up in the 'hood
So meet me under the mistletoe, let's fuck
It's Hanukkah in Inglewood, the dreidel's spinning in the 'hood
So meet me by the menorah, let's get drunk
I'm about to serve it up for all you boys and girls
Good kids, bad kids, and even Da Kurlzz
We were chilling at home and decking the halls
So I checked my phone and Santa had called
He said he'd swing by at a quarter to twelve
He said that his jolly ass needed some help
He said Christmas ain't a day, but a way of life
"If you guide my sleigh, I'll let you fuck my wife"
So we jumped in his sleigh and it started to jingle
Funnier than fuck, you can ask Kris Kringle
So we all took flight, but something was fishy
He asked for road 'head and started to kiss me
Underneath his suit was just a bunch of pillows
Instead of bags of presents, he had bags of dildos
I pulled down his beard and it was a monster
It wasn't Saint Nick, it was a fucking impostor
When we found out, he started to pout
I took my bandanna and I choke him out
I pulled off his beard, then I fucked his mouth
Hijacked his sleigh and headed down south
I've had a lot of long nights, but tonight was the craziest
I've met a lot of Jeffs, but this one was the Shadiest
And when it comes to cheer, that motherfucker's a Grinch
But if you don't like Christmas, fuck you, bitch!
(You kids are in big trouble, oh boy)
(Oh, ho)
It's Christmas in Hollywood, Santa's back up in the 'hood
So meet me under the mistletoe, let's fuck
It's Hanukkah in Inglewood, the dreidel's spinning in the 'hood
So meet me by the menorah, let's get drunk
Let's get drunk...
Ho, ho, hey, it looks like Santa's had a little too much Manischewitz and eggnog
Hey, Hollywood Undead, you're pretty naughty this year
I ain't visiting you faggots, no, ho
It's Christmas in Hollywood, Santa's back up in the 'hood
So meet me under the mistletoe, let's fuck
It's Hanukkah in Inglewood, the dreidel's spinning in the 'hood
So meet me by the menorah, let's get drunk
Let's get drunk...
It's Christmas in Hollywood, Santa's back up in the 'hood
So meet me under the mistletoe, let's fuck
It's Hanukkah in Inglewood, the dreidel's spinning in the 'hood
So meet me by the menorah, let's get drunk
It's Christmas in Hollywood, Santa's back up in the 'hood
So meet me under the mistletoe, let's fuck
It's Hanukkah in Inglewood, the dreidel's spinning in the 'hood
So meet me by the menorah, let's get drunk...
Personnel[]
- Hollywood Undead
- Charlie Scene - vocals, lead guitar
- Da Kurlzz - drums, percussion, vocals
- Deuce - clean vocals, bass guitar
- Funny Man - vocals
- J-Dog - keyboards, synthesizer, rhythm guitar, vocals
- Johnny 3 Tears - vocals
- Shady Jeff - vocals, programming
- Production
- Producing, mixing, and mastering by Deuce, Danny Lohner, and Griffin Boice
Trivia[]
- Many references to past Hollywood Undead songs are made:
- J-Dog's repeated use of "j" at the beginning of his verse is a reference to the beginning of his verses on "The Kids" and "Bitches."
- Charlie's mention of having anal sex with someone is a reference to his similar claim on the unreleased song, "Turn Off the Lights."
- Shady Jeff's claim of, "Like, oh my God, is that Saint Nick?" is a reference to Funny Man's claim on "No. 5," "Like, oh my God, is that Charlie Scene?"
- Charlie's claim right afterwards ("Kids, give me your lists like it's the twenty-fifth!") is a reference to his line in "No. 5," "Ladies, show me your treats like it's Halloween!"
- J-Dog's line, "Been accused of bein' a bad kid, but I get presents as is/Mrs. Claus just MySpaced me, I blew off a date on Christmas Eve" are a reference to his line on "The Kids," "Been accused of bein' a scene kid, but I get pussy as is/'Cause your girl just MySpaced me, I blew off a date with Jefree."
- Charlie's scream of "fuck yeah" at the end of his verse is a repetition of his scream on "Bitches."
- Johnny's claim of, "I'm about to serve it up for all you boys and girls/Good kids, bad kids, and even Da Kurlzz!" is a reference to his claim on "No. 5," "I'm about to serve it up for all you party-goers/Scene kids, mean kids, alchies, stoners."
- Da Kurlzz's claim of "He said Christmas ain't a day, but a way of life" is a reference to his same claim on the unreleased song "Scene for Dummies," "We ain't just a gang, motherfucker, but a way of life!"
- Johnny's claim of, "We all took flight and it started to jingle/Funnier than fuck, you can ask Kris Kringle" is a reference to his claim on "No. 5," "Dancin' around like a bunch of faggots/Funnier than fuck, you can ask Bob Saget."
- Johnny's claim of "fuck you, bitch" at the end of his verse is a reference to his claim of "bitch" at the end of his first verse on "The Diary."
- Johnny's mentioning of wearing a bandanna is a reference to his old costume before the release of "Swan Songs."
- Shady Jeff is featured in this song, making this one of a minimal amount of released songs that he is featured in.
- Along with "No. 5" and "The Natives," this song features every member of the band having one of their own lines at least once during the song.