Scene for Dummies is the name of an unreleased song by Hollywood Undead.
Overview[]
It was recorded during the time of Hollywood Undead's recording, but was not featured on the tracklisting. It may have been intended as a bonus track of some sort, or was just completely taken off the tracklisting by the band themselves.
Lyrics[]
What? Yo, this is Da Kurlzz, bitch!
We ain't just a gang, motherfucker, but a way of life
Yo, check it: this is my boy, Tha Produca!
All you fags on Sunset, show me where the fuck you at
Scene kids, ghetto stars; come on, grab your gats
All the world and Hollywood, drinking 40s in the 'hood
Tilah, Tilah; shake that ass like you know you should
All you fags on Sunset, show me where the fuck you at
Chad Crews getting bruised, now it's time to move
All the world and Hollywood, drinking 40s in the 'hood
Tilah, Tilah; shake that ass like you know you should
Hollywood Undead, get it through your head
(Funny Man)
Download this song, put it in your iPod
Fuck that, put it on your homepage
You'll be the coolest kid on fucking MySpace
I'm at the scene club, told Jeffree Star to beat it
("What the fuck?")
'Cause I left her a comment and saw that bitch delete it
(Fucking asshole")
And that's fucked up 'cause I sent it from my sidekick
You want beef, meet me on Franklin and Highland
All you fags on Sunset, show me where the fuck you at
Scene kids, ghetto stars; come on, grab your gats
All the world and Hollywood, drinking 40s in the 'hood
Tilah, Tilah; shake that ass like you know you should
All you fags on Sunset, show me where the fuck you at
Chad Crews getting bruised, now it's time to move
All the world and Hollywood, drinking 40s in the 'hood
Tilah, Tilah; shake that ass like you know you should
It's Charlie Scene, he ain't ever looking cheesy
It's Charlie Scene, it ain't easy being scene-y
If I was you, I'd hate me too
We could take it to the parking lot like '82, and bring your crew!
And I'd hate to be the one to break the news
Whoever chipped Mattie's tooth, I'll shank you too
(Bitch!)
That night at '82, the parking lot was stacked
I grabbed my gat and got my hand stamped by Matt
I could barely walk around 'cause the dance floor was so packed
I walked to the back and lit off some black hats
("Bap! Bap! Bap!")
Scene kids, tired of being picked on by mean kids
And I'd hate to be obscene, kid, but have you seen my penis?
("I have!")
I know you have 'cause that shit is bomb
My dick's got more friends than Tom
These scene clubs, I run these
I should write the book "How to Be Scene Kids for Dummies"
All you fags on Sunset, show me where the fuck you at
Scene kids, ghetto stars; come on, grab your gats
All the world and Hollywood, drinking 40s in the 'hood
Tilah, Tilah; shake that ass like you know you should
All you fags on Sunset, show me where the fuck you at
Chad Crews getting bruised, now it's time to move
All the world and Hollywood, drinking 40s in the 'hood
Tilah, Tilah; shake that ass like you know you should
(Fucking shit was brutal)
(I broke that fucking bitch off)
Yo, Shady Jeff at the mic
Wanna shout out to my boys in FFTL on tour
Roommate: Chad Crews, no more pills, fool!
David Bridge; Pirate Dawg; Evsas, your mom misses you
Wrecking Crew girls; The Frauds; Rosie, where the fuck the treats at?
Apartment 20, Franklin and Highland, Avenue 43
Nela, fool; South Pass, Eagle Rock
North Hollywood; Tio, kid; Compton, fool
Inglewood!
818! 213! 310! 323!
LA, bitch!
All you fags on Sunset, show me where the fuck you at
Scene kids, ghetto stars; come on, grab your gats
All the world and Hollywood, drinking 40s in the 'hood
Tilah, Tilah; shake that ass like you know you should
All you fags on Sunset, show me where the fuck you at
Chad Crews getting bruised, now it's time to move
All the world and Hollywood, drinking 40s in the 'hood
Tilah, Tilah; shake that ass like you know you should
(I cummed in her mouth...)
Personnel[]
- Charlie Scene - vocals, lead guitar
- Da Kurlzz - drums, percussion, vocals
- Deuce - clean vocals, bass guitar
- Funny Man - vocals
- J-Dog - keyboards, synthesizer, rhythm guitar
- Shady Jeff - vocals, programming
Trivia[]
- This song was unreleased, but yet wasn't intended for release on Hollywood Undead.
- This is, so far, the only unreleased song that has been leaked to the public that features Shady Jeff having his own verse.